{"product_id":"retro-woman-unfiltered-sarcastic-funny-slate-coasters","title":"Retro Woman - Unfiltered, Sarcastic \u0026 Funny Slate Coasters","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour drink deserves better than a boring coaster.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003elaser-engraved slate coasters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e feature funny, sarcastic, unfiltered, and occasionally questionable designs made for people who don't take life—or their drink—too seriously. Each coaster is individually laser engraved with bold designs and sayings that are guaranteed to get a laugh, a head nod, or a very accurate \"that's me.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for your home bar, kitchen, man cave, she shed, office, cabin, or wherever the drinks happen to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeer, cocktails, whiskey \u0026amp; wine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHome bars \u0026amp; entertaining\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMan caves \u0026amp; she sheds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny housewarming gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirthday \u0026amp; holiday gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGag gifts for friends and coworkers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople who appreciate a good drink and a questionable decision\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe natural texture and variation of slate give every coaster its own character, while the laser engraving creates a distinctive, permanent design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny. Sarcastic. Unfiltered. And definitely not your grandma's coaster.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're buying a set for yourself or looking for a gift that actually has some personality, these slate coasters are made to make your drink—and your sense of humor—stand out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the natural characteristics of slate, each coaster may have slight variations in color, texture, edges, and engraving appearance. These natural variations are part of what makes each piece unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop Door County","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45835449008199,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6365\/5239\/files\/20260919_195430_1.jpg?v=1789932735","url":"https:\/\/kbdshopdoorcounty.com\/products\/retro-woman-unfiltered-sarcastic-funny-slate-coasters","provider":"Shop Door County","version":"1.0","type":"link"}